`CareBearStare !!!!`

`(On the 8th Day of Christmas, my truelove gave to me... 8 Christmas Conjunction Carebears...)`

`EVIL is CUTE!`

(Dialog below is excerpt from real conversations... made funnier by flagrant use of bears...God help us.)

-Flidget-

-Ann-

-Itlan-

-Lunar-

-Spooky- -Twig- -Thorne- -Wind-

`Today's Moment of Zen...`

Spooky: Look at this fucking plastic woman. Obviously made from polymer clays and baked in his oven as a last-ditch effort to at least seem straight. photo taken shortly after his new creation fell on him and crushed his arm... (http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/models/travis/t19.jpg)

Lunar: ahaha... is it just me or is the bed they're sprawled on actualy Margret Thatcher's middrift?!

Spooky: ....

Spooky: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Lunar: it looks all wrinkly

Spooky: it totally is. you can tell by the mottled coloration

Lunar: and old.... but still sorta skinlike... Right, this conversation is being saved for posterity...

`Another Moment of Zen...`

Lunar: oh I wish I was an oscar meier weiner
Lunar: that is something I would like to be....
Lunar: for if I was an oscar meyer weiner....

Flidget: everyone would be in love with you
Flidget: except Spooky
Flidget: then again. . . is there even meat in those things?

Lunar: i don't know anymore
Lunar: fish maybe... but she doesn't eat things with faces...